ALLYSON mofo G

theketchupsong:

i hate how bad my social anxiety is like i literally spend ten minutes trying to think of a reply to someone who says “hi” on the Internet like i fricken worry about what emoticons i use i suck at life how do you do the confidence thing

gobfunke:

lundibix:

This is by far one of the most important things I’ve seen on tumblr because It describes things I was not able to

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stewie-just-said-that:

if we were a couple, we could:

• eat pizza together (=^w^=)
• have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)
• hold hands (｡◡‿◡｡)
• star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)
• kiss (• ε •)
• take lots of pictures v(｡◕w◕｡v)
• play video games (✿◠‿◠)
• tell each other how cute we are (●´ω｀●)
• sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)
• sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)
• bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)
• be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

and gwen stefani’s son

both so cute 

Parenting done right

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

popthecreeper:

lennythereviewer:

xinnyx:

lennythereviewer:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

So what would happen if I used sunglasses?

UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Amateurs.

I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!

Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…

victimized-by-society:

youwillbealoneforever:

hufflepuffletardis:

cr3amedpeaches:

suicidal-smiles:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them

you wouldn’t even notice, if i do it

Of course I would, but they wouldn’t care about me. They just follow for the things I reblog.

the-false-monicker:

teamfreesexuality:

areyoutheresantafe:

the-raggedy-detective:

mysongsknowwhatyoudidinthelight:

Ok so for this extra-credit thing in my english class we have to re-cast Romeo & Juliet and I just

Romeo

Juliet

Paris

Prince Escalus

Nurse

Friar Lawrence

Tybalt

Benvolio

Mercutio

Lord & Lady Capulet

Lord & Lady Montague

otherwise known as the only adaption of romeo and juliet where i actually like tybalt oops

YOU LITTLE SHIT THAT MEANS JARED KILLS JENSEN SHIT NOW IM CRYING

best-of-funny:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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